"Too many women throw themselves into romance because they’re afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. I won’t do that."
- me: pale, dark hair, skinny, tall, ray bans...i know what you are
- dude: say it, out loud
- me: average looking white boy
there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire